this is probably gonna hurt

i'm cursed with a brain of science and a heart of romance.  in any given situation i'll mentally break down all the possible scenarios and pick apart all the variables to logically deduce the best plan.  however, the heart wants what the heart wants and all too often i move forward with the most idiotic plans.  the most unfortunate part is that i dont proceed all blissfully ignorant of the cliff up ahead.  no, my brain has made sure to calculate down to the milimeter exactly how much distance and time i have till i meet my doom as my little heart's dream comes crashing down around me when plans fail.  any yet, fully aware, i fly forward and over the cliffs.  i suppose this is why i walked with ice block feet down the aisle and i got married.  twice.